Gunsmith
Work By : Auf Sahid (Setting a home page in a village. When night. From outside came the noise of marching people running, shouting thief opening musical accompaniment. Lights fade in. A Burglar in, panicked. Then he hid the stolen packages in the bush. Then he ran to hide. Then people entered the stage ran from one side and straight out on the other side. Then they returned while searching.)
Village Chief: Look up to! Last flight in this direction. Someone: But how is lost, sir. Village Chief: Yes, then there must be around here. No way away.Tell you what, we split it. Someone: Oh, sir, tired. Village Chief: Sampeyan this how? Just put it this way tired. Come quick! Sampeyan and Ms. Someone to get there. Mas A person looking for that over there. Someone: Mr. Lha? Village Chief: I watch here. Residents: Woo ... Someone: Sampeyan really good? Village Chief: Well, this is also part of the task. Come quick. Later malingnya hurried away. Go! (Residents split up, the music began to fade out) Village Chief: (sighs) What nonsense. Theft in the village why not endless. Starting from the loss of sandals, baskets contents of food, clothing, until the vehicle. A week ago sandals Mbak Surti missing. She says once the price is expensive sandals. Buy overseas. Then he reported to me, for help to move the whole range of Hansip find sandals. Sandals just bought overseas.Maybe it was a memento from her employer when so TKW first. Then the day before yesterday, flashlights, batons thermos of coffee and food baskets in the post Hansip missing. Yes there Hansip recently robbed. Outrageous. Because of this, I started out the evening till night come muter-muter search. So can not see my favorite soap opera. (In this section one can mention the title of a popular soap opera) Well, now lost even bigger, the village money. Finally, like it or not I should pursue. Moreover, Mr. Head three more days to see whether the money would come from local government aid has been received and used or not. It can be messed up if discovered stolen. My position as a headman could be threatened. It's really outrageous. Village Like Makmur why many thieves.Does not match the name, Like Makmur. Who the hell was who had the idea a name Like Makmur? If this continues, tomorrow I want to propose it to the President. Its name was changed to Like Burglar. So if a lot of theft I would not be blamed. Are in accordance with its name. (Someone in with gasping) Someone: Sir, Report. Village Chief: How? Someone: It's me looking from Sabang to Merauke ... Village Chief: .... lined islands? Someone: No, zero. Village Chief: Walah. Someone: Lha own father? Village Chief: Same. From my last duty here is not no sign of a passing thief. Nil. Someone: Naturally, sir. Village Chief: Fair how? Someone: Where there are thieves celingak-celinguk passes in front Sampeyan. (Someone and Someone entered with haste) Someone: Sir, there is important news .. Someone: Yes, sir. Village Chief: What? Someone: Did I meet with Mas Poniman. Village Chief: Mas Poniman? Someone: Yeah .... Village Chief: Mas Poniman vain ... Someone: .... he said, from now on we should not be confused if you want to take some TV, refrigerator, or motorcycle. Enough with the ID card we can only credit the TV you know, sir. Imagine.Usually have to wear BPKB or certificates of land, is not it, Ma'am?Someone: Yes, sir. Moreover, the mortgage is also cheaper. Motor only 50 thousand per month. Refrigerator two doors only 30 thousand per month. Moreover, the TV only twenty thousand per month. And all without ... Village Chief: Shut up! Sampeyan this how? That was what I ordered? Someone: ee .. anu .. search .. Village Chief: Find a thief right? Why even look for kreditan? Someone: Ma'am, what Sampeyan there was not met anyone suspicious? Someone: Oh, that suspicious? Headman, Someone: There? Where? Someone: No, sir. Village Chief: Walah. (Talking to himself) Well, what about this. If you can not find till the grave. Later on when I was fired how? It sought to and fro does not exist .... Someone: Uh, sir. (Pointing to the house) Someone: Yes, sir. Do-do ... Village Chief: ... Eits, do not be hasty first. Someone: But it's his home ... Village Chief: ... .. yes, but do not accuse the home first. Someone: Never mind, sir. Sure he is. Once the thief is still a thief. Village Chief: Relax, calm down. We look carefully first. (Knock on the door of the house) Kulo Nuwun ... Mas Mas Maman Maman ... .... Mas Maman .... (Silence) Someone: Why, bener not you, sir? Village Chief: Bener what? Someone: Yes definitely him. See him now must fear inside. Someone: Yes, sir. We just break down the door. All residents: Yes, yes .. we just break down the door. Village Chief: Relax, calm down. Do not be ridiculous. Someone: Never mind, sir. Later he escaped through the rear trigger. Let's just smashed. All residents: Yeah come on ... (they take a long wooden chair in front of the house and will be used as a battering ram) All citizens: One ... two .... Ti .... (Maman suddenly appeared from the outside stage) Maman: Hoi, what's this? Village Chief: Well, Maman? (The residents) Uh, bench ... Anu, Man, sorry. Earlier we were chasing a thief. Maman: Lha kok continue on nggrumbul in front of my house what is it? Village Chief: Did malingnya run into around here, so e. .., we are chasing here and e. ... happened to pass by your house, so .. Someone: So now you admit it Man. Where curianmu results? Maman: Stolen? Stolen anything? Lha wong kok me of public toilets? Someone: public toilets? WC generally not obviously damaged. Maman: Uh, anu, river. Someone: River? Here, where there are rivers Man? Someone: Alah, admit it, Man. Once the thief is still a thief. Maman: Hey, your mouth never sent to school huh? By arbitrarily aja. I was from the streets really. Village Chief: Quiet, quiet. Do not fuss. Man, you admit it from where? Maman: From the streets, sir. Suer! Someone: Lha is what? Maman: Where? Someone: It's behind your coat. Maman: Here's clay (he opened the jacket) Someone: Behind the clothes. Maman: This is (as he undressed) Satisfied? Someone: Lha is what? (Pointing in the bundle sheath Maman) Someone: Open sarungmu! Maman: crap! This aurat! Someone: Sure it is, sir! Village Chief: Man, look at the contents of the package. Maman: Oh, no sir. This is not public property, sir. Village Chief: Yes, remove it. Instead of you beaten the same people. Maman: Have mercy, do not! (Submitted to the headman parcel) Village Chief: (out of the pack slippers) Well, have anyone this? Someone: Why, that's my slippers are buying overseas? So you Man? Huh? Village Chief: Now, now. We did not find the thief of money, not a thief sandals. Maman: Why, so, it was not in the frame looking for me, anyway? Someone: Now I'm a nyari you. Village Chief: That's enough! District office had money stolen. We are now looking for him. Maman: Oalah, LHA yes mbok from earlier talk. I do not need to be excited. Someone: What excited? Lest ye also are nyuri in village? Maman: You do not carelessly yes. Offhand I define as the presumption of no use. Someone: presumption of innocence. Maman: That's what I mean. Someone: No school ever say yes tomorrow. Maman: Instead of you, never been to school but could only talk. Village Chief: Enough! So true if you are not a village to steal money. Maman: Eits, make no mistake. My bad gini, Maman Supraman, not going to steal people's money. That's the principle! Village Chief: Yeah, yeah. If so, what do not you come round? Maman: Why yes definitely donk. I am not a good citizen. Always join community activities. Moreover, patrolling activities like this.Yes, right? C'mon everyone! We're off! Ready for everything! One, two, three, sahuuur ... dawn. Sahuuur ... dawn. (Maman uforia her own while others just stared. Despite the insistent, the others were still dumbfounded. In fact, the longer visible annoyance on the faces of the residents.) Village Chief: Stop! What the hell are you? Maman: Well, we wanted to beat Pak? Someone: Man, this is not the fasting month! Not ronda dawn. We want to find a thief! Maman: Oh, sorry. If so, maliiiing ... gunsmith. Maliiiiing .... thief. (with the same tone) Village Chief: Man! Maman: Moreover, sir? Village Chief: Do not be loud! Maman: (whispering) Maliiiing ... gunsmith. Maliiiing thief. Village Chief: Yes, let's go! (People left who are still engrossed in his own Maman. After his own conscious, confused) Maman: Why, hey! Busyet! Left! Hey! Wow, terrible people.(Celingak-celinguk ensure a safe state) hehehehehe ... Thank God that here are not searched. If discovered, can be chaotic event.(Went to a place near Maling hide stolen goods, then take a plastic bag, looked inside and laughs) It could be angry if that got caught.Solved first, followed ronda. (Remove the contents, young mango.) Well, siiip. Dessert. (Maman then eat it) Burglar: (out of the closet, put a celurit) Mas, submit the package. Maman: Who Sampeyan? Burglar: No need to say much. Leave it to the package. Maman: Oops, mas. It was difficult to failure by. I just had almost fallen, bitten by ants, chased by wasps, kecebur river .... Thief: Hey! I do not want to hear curhatanmu. Submit! (Brandishing a weapon) Maman: Yeah, yeah. (Hand over the package.) This, too, Mas? Burglar: Ndak need. Make you wrote. (Go) Maman: (while spending mango) Mad, who was that? Cook asked for mango just use guns? Ah, maybe his wife again cravings. Or maybe she is craving? Strange, so just use Nodong. Indeed, today's people on the bizarre. Just a trivial matter to use violence, force. Or if not, nyogok nyuap. And if she wants just a little effort can definitely. I'm just willing to climb trees, bitten by ants, wasps pursued, in order to get this mango. But she, casually taking toil of others. Leave the package, huh! Small children can also be inexperienced ... (Maling sudden entrance, throwing mangoes at Maman) Thief: Hey! Where's it all about? Maman: What do anyway? Burglar: Where content crackle earlier. Maman: Lha This is how you throw. Piye anyway? Burglar: It's not that. Maman: Where else? Thief: The original. Maman: The original what? Thief: The contents of the original! Maman: Yeah, what? Burglar: Money village! Maman: Huh? So, you malingnya? Maliiiiiiing! Maliiing! (Run out) (Maling panic, then came out Citizen) Village Chief: Where malingnya? Where? Maman: Go there, sir. (Exit pursued. Kemuadian Maling login again, clingak celinguk, make sure the coast is clear. Then go to where he hid the goods. Yet had time to retrieve belongings, Maman ran inside, clutching his stomach toward the door of the house. The Burglar desperate because there was no place to hide. But Maman not aware.) Maman: Oh, shit. It's because of stolen mangoes. Surely that has not sincere. Where's my keys? Oh, terrible. Oh, it's ya horn tip. Uh, Mas. Do not say anything. Please, mas. (Maling help open the door of the house Maman) Maman: Thank ya mas. Burglar: You're welcome. Maman: How clever Sampeyan, Mas? Kayak thief sa ... Maliiiiing ... maliiiiing .... (The Burglar immediately closed the door and locked it from outside. Maman still scream, Maling panic, and those sounds come. The thieves hid in the bushes. Citizens entrance) Village Chief: Man, where malingnya? Open the door. Maman: Oh, (fart sound) is leaking. Village Chief: Man, where .. What is this smell? Maman: Please sir ... The door was locked (fart sound again and again) Someone: Man, you diarrhea huh? Maman: Toloooong, open. Village Chief: just smashed. (Residents broke down the door with a wooden chair in front of the house) (After the door opened, Maman came out with the face of lackluster. All citizens covering his nose) Maman: Report, sir. Earlier malingnya from here, continues to run away again. Village Chief: Where to escape? Maman: Emm ... There uh, no, there may, Village Chief: Really! Where? Maman: Go there, sir. It seems likely there. Someone: Man, you diarrhea huh? Maman: I'm sorry, accident. Let us pursue. Village Chief: Hey, where are you going are you? Maman: View user Maling, sir. Village Chief: Replace the pants first, there. Maman: Oops, then hurried away, sir. Someone: But we are not strong. Maman: Never mind, never mind. A patient huh? Someone: Patience, patience. You smell it violates public. Maman: Public order what? Like you've never ngantong aja. Someone: Yes it was, when I was a baby. Village Chief: Yes, Man. Replace pants first. We are waiting here Maman: Bener yes, sir? Village Chief: Yeah. Maman: I wait you know! Village Chief: Yeah. Maman: Later on when I left unharmed at malingnya how? Village Chief: Yeah. Maman: The Promise, yes, sir, I expected! Village Chief: Yeah. Maman: I'll be left? Village Chief: Yeah. Maman: I knew it? I want to be left. Headman: If you're mostly talking, I live, you know! Sana! Hurry! Maman: Yeah, yeah. But then if ... Residents: Maaaan ...! Maman: Yes, yes, yes .. (Maman immediately went into the house) Village Chief: Come on, we're looking again. (Residents out. Maling go again, sneaking off) Maman: Sir, are still out right? Burglar: (shocked) I.. yes .. Maman: Oh, yes already .. I guess I left. Sorry, you know sir. This accident was actually because of the damn Burglar. Just make trouble, do not we, sir? Thief: Uh ... anu .. yes ... Maman: Later when the thief had been caught enaknya Actions, sir? Burglar: Given the money. Maman: Well, I also want, sir. Maling: Uh, I mean such and such ... be taught a lesson. Maman: What lessons, sir? Thief: Uh .. anu ... eee .. what? E ... lesson of law only. Maman: Why, why is the law, sir? Burglar: Yes let impunity. Maman: Why, why even defended, sir? Maling: er,-so, it's up to you alone. Maman: I have an idea, sir. We'll give PE lessons. Then we ordered 100x push ups, sit ups 200x, running 30 revolutions around the village, and .... Burglar: ... do not! Maman: Why, why not? Burglar:-so ... uh ... it's up to you alone. Maman: Well, after that we Disarm her clothes, tied up, and then paraded around the district ... Burglar: No way, my good man. Maman: Well, you really emotional? Burglar: Because you trample my pride. How will my boys? Maman: Why, so .. (Out) Uh, mali .... Burglar: (cut while brandishing a weapon) Shut up! What do you want? Maman: Want to shout thief. Burglar: Want to cut your tongue? Maman: Do not have guns just because people want to cut the tongue wishes ya! Thief: Oh, so now dare to fight it? Maman: Eits, briefly. I want to take guns first. (Go home to take a weapon) Maling: May, please. (Maman came out with guns a larger size. Can 5x more than the property Burglar) Maman: Well, now packin greater. Come forward! (They fight, but because the weapons are too big Maman strong so he does not lift his gun. Although Burglar attacked him repeatedly she could only parry.) Maman: Have mercy, Mas. Mercy! (Ran out) Tolooong, toloooong.Maliiing .. (Hear it Maling panicked and tried to look for stolen goods quickly. Have not found the stolen goods, people and Maman had arrived Burglar raided. The scene of the chase occurred. Feeling cornered, finally thief ran into the audience. Residents chased. Follow the directions Spotlight flight of the players) Village Chief: (still in the stage) Hey! Hey! Stoooop! Back! What the hell are you? Someone: Chasing a thief, sir. Village Chief: But why go there. Here! Come back here! (Resident return) Someone: Can not help it sir? Malingnya fled. Village Chief: Yes, do not be pursued. Someone: Not that we've been chasing a thief, sir? Village Chief: Yeah, but if we ran him out of the area so be it, do not be pursued. Someone: How to outside the region, want to go abroad, his name should be pursued thief yes, sir. Moreover, the stolen money village, sir. Village Chief: Why, how the hell are you? We can not go around just past the village boundary. Can be chaotic. Someone: Can not what? What about the village money? Someone: Yes, sir. C'mon everyone. While malingnya not far away.Kejaaar! Village Chief: Stooop! Someone: Moreover, sir? Village Chief: I speak not finished just really want to play chase. Someone: Sir, if we talk too much when malingnya be caught? Village Chief: Well gentlemen, ladies. As good citizens of our village should indeed have helped to secure the village. One of them involved by pursuing a thief as it is now. Someone: Well, so it does not need a lot of talk. Now let us pursue.Kejaaaar! Village Chief: Stooooop! It's still not finished! Basic people are not educated. Someone: Sir, we are all indeed only primary school graduates and only a scholar father. But everywhere if you only like this affair does not need higher education. Yes, right? Citizen: Yes. Village Chief: Well, then what Sampeyan know if chasing a thief like this there are rules? Someone: Where there? Village Chief: Well, no. Someone: What? Village Chief: In Perdes chapter 15 verse 10 point (e) in 1965 has been explained that: The pursuit of thieves, jambret, rob and / or the like should only be done by residents and village officials or limited to their own village environment. Someone: Well, if malingnya ran out of the village how? Village Chief: It is set in the same chapter and verse on the point (k), that: If the perpetrator who has been described in point (a) escaped to the outer limit of the village or the residents and village officials must make the pursuit permit in the village in question until approved by the village in question. Someone: Well, could be many months, sir. Someone: But stay a little longer we could catch the thief that had been troubling the village. Citizen: Yes. Village Chief: What can I say? This is the rule. Someone: Who would bother to make rules like that? Village Chief: I myself also do not know. Year of manufacture only 1965. I am still in the stomach. Someone: Especially me. Village Chief: So now we are resting tomorrow before we make a license to the next village for pursuit can be continued. Someone: Sir, my proposals. His father Village. Father also undergraduate education. Well, please speak with Mr. Mr. Head or President or anyone alone for such rules to be replaced. Someone: Yes. If not, we as citizens will find it hard to move if there is anything like this. Village Chief: Yeah, right. Later I will try. Someone: Man, I ride to the bathroom huh? Maman: (half-shout) Do not! Hey, such and such, I mean do not, the bathroom was broken. Kan I've ngantong, because my bathroom clogged. Someone: Alah, no nothing. It was not strong. Maman: Do not! Uh, I mean not-so. In many rats. Later if bitten how? Someone: Yes already. Sir, I go home ya? Dying. Village Chief: Yes, I'll come here again huh? Someone: Man, there is not drinking water? Maman: There. Someone: Have you? (As passed will go into the house Maman) Maman: Do not! Uh, anu, Sampeyan sitting here alone. Do not enter. It smells, wuh. I get it. Village Chief: Me too, man. If there is white water a bit warmer huh? Maman: Oh, all right, sir. Someone: I am a single coffee. Maman: Not all soda happy? (As he passed into the house) (Then village chief and the remaining residents talk. All of a sudden someone comes back in a hurry.) Someone: Sir, sir! Village Chief: What? Someone: (panting) There, there, sir. Village Chief: What's in there? Someone: There are some people suspicious. Village Chief: Where? Where? Someone: There, sir. Residents: Come on, go there. (Residents out of the stage. A few moments later Maman out.) Maman: Well, the brothers of this order. Cold water, hot water and coffee, soda ... you know, where is everyone? Village Chief? Mas, Mbak? How the hell these people? Already why bother even made to disappear. Basic people ungrateful. (When Maman grumbled, suddenly came in and immediately clamped Maling Maman mouth and put it into the house. Drinks are brought Maman mess. From the audible noise. People enter.) Village Chief: Where malingnya? The blind spelled thief. Someone: I only said it was a suspicious person, sir. Not a thief. Someone: Why why mess? Where Maman? Village Chief: Man, Maman. (Open door) Well, this malingnya! (Residents enter all. They came out with someone who looked like a Burglar. The others carrying baskets, clothing, batons, flashlights and the "stolen" the other is in the house Maman) Someone: Finally, you also got ya. Someone: So long as he is hiding in the house Maman. Someone: Maman damn. So far he's a thief to hide this. Someone: Also turns out he had stolen our clothes so far. Look at this, it lost all my clothes. Someone: It also supplies Hansipku here. Someone: Direct beat it. Village Chief: Calm down, let's see how his face. (When the lid is opened Maling face, it turns out that person is tersumpal Maman with her mouth and hands bound.) Village Chief: Why, so you malingnya? Maman: No, sir. This is a misunderstanding. Did someone tie me down. Someone: Reason! Once the thief is still a thief. Someone: If nyolong food and clothes only brave, nyolong money must also brave. Maman: Have mercy, not me. This is a misunderstanding. Residents: Let's beat it, brush him. Burn alive. Maman: Toloooong .....
(Music rises, red stage lights, all fade out.)
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